June 1, 2012
A gift from a great tumblr-er! Thank you!!! (Taken with instagram)

A gift from a great tumblr-er! Thank you!!! (Taken with instagram)

June 1, 2012

This clip perfectly represents why I thought my June 30-day challenge should be to cut out tv & movies when I’m alone. But it also represents why that would be nearly impossible (plus I live alone and fictional characters are my best friends because they never judge who I sleep with) so I decided to read two non-fiction books.

That said, I’m supposed to read 10 non-fiction books this year and I’ve only knocked out one so far. Since challenges are meant to challenge I’ll got for 4 non-fiction books this month.

June 1, 2012

(Source: putawh0re, via homosexistentialism)

June 1, 2012
"They’re not women’s clothes, they’re my clothes. I bought them."

— Eddie Izzard (via talesofwhoa)

June 1, 2012
sleaterflaglandia:

The only advertisement I’ve ever really really REALLY wanted to click on, and of course it’s a fake.

This caption gives me a sad in the happiest way.

sleaterflaglandia:

The only advertisement I’ve ever really really REALLY wanted to click on, and of course it’s a fake.

This caption gives me a sad in the happiest way.

(via ifc)

June 1, 2012

My heart, it has melted.

(Source: im-cool-like-that, via ladyxkitty)

May 31, 2012
If I could draw I’d illustrate this pro tip about catcalls with a comic:

When I’m walking around the corner from my house is shitty jeans and a ratty hoodie and my hair is a mess and the only makeup I’m wearing is what came off my eyes but didn’t get off my face in the shower and I just want to get home to pour a drink & watch Archer & eat some Swedish Fish, YOU & YOUR BUDDIES DON’T NEED TO HARASS ME FROM YOUR FUCKING TRUCK.

Here’s another time your attention isn’t appreciated: EVER.

I get to feel safe in my neighborhood. You get to have your dick shrivel and fall off from lack of use.

May 31, 2012
The afore mentioned floor kissing. This is weeks before my hair was locked.

February 2008, Edmonton AB

The afore mentioned floor kissing. This is weeks before my hair was locked.

February 2008, Edmonton AB

May 31, 2012
Crown Royal still tastes like a crying 15yo Kai to me but there’s an aftertaste of 22yo Kai kissing a friend’s kitchen floor. Not enough lime.

Crown Royal still tastes like a crying 15yo Kai to me but there’s an aftertaste of 22yo Kai kissing a friend’s kitchen floor. Not enough lime.

May 31, 2012
questionableadvice:

~ Canada Dry Ginger Ale ad, 1972via Flickr(click to enlarge)“Ginger Ale Tastes Like Love” After sharing a ginger ale The Man and the Long-Haired Hippie reached a new understanding and vowed to be bestest friends forever.

questionableadvice:

~ Canada Dry Ginger Ale ad, 1972
via Flickr
(click to enlarge)

“Ginger Ale Tastes Like Love”

After sharing a ginger ale The Man and the Long-Haired Hippie reached a new understanding and vowed to be bestest friends forever.

May 31, 2012
Considering cancelling my plans to drink alone all night.

It hardly seems fair to subject someone else to the misery of my company.

May 31, 2012

WHY WASN’T I TOLD THAT THEON GREYJOY IS LILY ALLEN’S LITTLE BROTHER?!

(Source: emilianadarling, via ohdeargodwhy)

May 30, 2012
bitchsalad:

Two very 90’s things about this: Peg Bundy imagery and the use of the word “she-male”.
Terrific.
Also - anyone seen this? Any good?

The hair is good but that is NOT a Katey Segal face

bitchsalad:

Two very 90’s things about this: Peg Bundy imagery and the use of the word “she-male”.

Terrific.

Also - anyone seen this? Any good?

The hair is good but that is NOT a Katey Segal face

May 30, 2012
the2scoops:

inapprehension:

bollywoodgaga:

nudityandnerdery:

mullets-to-mohawks:

geekgirlsmash:

therotund:

whoistorule:

piginpetticoats:

Once Upon a Time……. Umm the little mermaid or bust? y/y?

It was that reality show about awesome fat ladies in brooklyn
so yeah
actually my life

Pawn Stars.
This does not bode well. Or maybe it does.

Supernatural - Season one where it’s all monster of the weeky…the last one I watched was Hookman. 

A combination of Hollywood Treasure and What Not to Wear. I get rich off sick awesome movie merch while getting a banging new wardrobe. Awww yisss!

Community. Oh, no, I’m a sarcastic jackass who’s studying at a community college so he can go work in a law firm.
Oh wait.

The Larry Sanders show?Good lord.

Cougar Town? I have no problem with that.

Mad Men. Do I have enough rye? Oh, hi Peggy, you wanted to speak to me?

Parks & Rec. I’m not quite as cynical as April or as enthusiastic as Leslie or have quite as bad taste in men as Ann. Can I be Jean Ralphio?

the2scoops:

inapprehension:

bollywoodgaga:

nudityandnerdery:

mullets-to-mohawks:

geekgirlsmash:

therotund:

whoistorule:

piginpetticoats:

Once Upon a Time……. Umm the little mermaid or bust? y/y?

It was that reality show about awesome fat ladies in brooklyn

so yeah

actually my life

Pawn Stars.

This does not bode well. Or maybe it does.

Supernatural - Season one where it’s all monster of the weeky…the last one I watched was Hookman. 

A combination of Hollywood Treasure and What Not to Wear. I get rich off sick awesome movie merch while getting a banging new wardrobe. Awww yisss!

Community. Oh, no, I’m a sarcastic jackass who’s studying at a community college so he can go work in a law firm.

Oh wait.

The Larry Sanders show?
Good lord.

Cougar Town? I have no problem with that.

Mad Men. Do I have enough rye? Oh, hi Peggy, you wanted to speak to me?

Parks & Rec. I’m not quite as cynical as April or as enthusiastic as Leslie or have quite as bad taste in men as Ann. Can I be Jean Ralphio?

(Source: deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan)

May 30, 2012
ourvaluedcustomers:

To his friend…

I know but I really don’t care.

ourvaluedcustomers:

To his friend…

I know but I really don’t care.

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