June 2012
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If I could draw I'd illustrate this pro tip about...
When I’m walking around the corner from my house is shitty jeans and a ratty hoodie and my hair is a mess and the only makeup I’m wearing is what came off my eyes but didn’t get off my face in the shower and I just want to get home to pour a drink & watch Archer & eat some Swedish Fish, YOU & YOUR BUDDIES DON’T NEED TO HARASS ME FROM YOUR FUCKING TRUCK.
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May 2012
Considering cancelling my plans to drink alone all...
It hardly seems fair to subject someone else to the misery of my company.
❒ I'm Single ❒ I'm Taken ✔ I'M A HOT DOG!
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Today SUCKS
It’s a bad idea to fill out the Employee Survey on a day when I’ve cried over work frustrations twice already. Especially since I don’t trust the “anonymity” of it even a little and I’ve got no promise of a contract renewal.
I can’t tell if it’s still raining out there but I’m going to pretend it is when I get home. Shitty food and fruit...
my comic about rape jokes.
thingofthings:
i’ll go back to dumb cartoons of ugly people soon i swear
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“(s)He doesn’t know what (s)he wants but (s)he’s wanting.”
– Don Draper
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“I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate…and...”
– Audrey Plaza’s pitch for a romcom starring herself and Ryan Gosling (Vulture)
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“You’re being a girl dad.” - My 5 year old son lol”
– This had 10 likes in 30 minutes. Gender roles are SO FUNNY!
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First laundromat trip of the year.
toomanyteeshirts:
It’s the end of may. THE END OF MAY. I have 8 washing machines going. I am disgusting. I found a moldy pumpkin in my trunk, I am a fucking mess.
This is why Danny is the coolest lady I’ve know on the internet since c 2002. She is keeping it real.
Early #ff for her teeshirt blog.
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A lot of things about work are very frustrating...
posi! posi! posi! posi!
ugh.
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Just said "mother of dragons" instead of "mother...
That’s better than dropping an f-bomb at work, right?
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so much nudity on my dashboard this morning
I love you people.
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Splurged and picked up four rolls of prints from...
The prints were backwards again (I noticed on the train) but I can take all my film back for free prints in the correct orientation. That’s fun but I’m definitely staying away after my last roll comes back.
Chelsa found a black and white darkroom class at Untitled Art Society next month and if that’s not what a credit card it for, I don’t know what is. I’ll have to...
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