If I could draw I'd illustrate this pro tip about...
When I’m walking around the corner from my house is shitty jeans and a ratty hoodie and my hair is a mess and the only makeup I’m wearing is what came off my eyes but didn’t get off my face in the shower and I just want to get home to pour a drink & watch Archer & eat some Swedish Fish, YOU & YOUR BUDDIES DON’T NEED TO HARASS ME FROM YOUR FUCKING TRUCK. ...
Considering cancelling my plans to drink alone all...
It hardly seems fair to subject someone else to the misery of my company.
❒ I'm Single ❒ I'm Taken ✔ I'M A HOT DOG!
It’s a bad idea to fill out the Employee Survey on a day when I’ve cried over work frustrations twice already. Especially since I don’t trust the “anonymity” of it even a little and I’ve got no promise of a contract renewal. I can’t tell if it’s still raining out there but I’m going to pretend it is when I get home. Shitty food and fruit...
my comic about rape jokes.
thingofthings: i’ll go back to dumb cartoons of ugly people soon i swear
(s)He doesn’t know what (s)he wants but (s)he’s wanting.– Don Draper
I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate…and...– Audrey Plaza’s pitch for a romcom starring herself and Ryan Gosling (Vulture)
You’re being a girl dad.” - My 5 year old son lol– This had 10 likes in 30 minutes. Gender roles are SO FUNNY!
First laundromat trip of the year.
toomanyteeshirts: It’s the end of may. THE END OF MAY. I have 8 washing machines going. I am disgusting. I found a moldy pumpkin in my trunk, I am a fucking mess. This is why Danny is the coolest lady I’ve know on the internet since c 2002. She is keeping it real. Early #ff for her teeshirt blog.
A lot of things about work are very frustrating...
posi! posi! posi! posi! ugh.
Just said "mother of dragons" instead of "mother...
That’s better than dropping an f-bomb at work, right?
so much nudity on my dashboard this morning
I love you people.
Splurged and picked up four rolls of prints from...
The prints were backwards again (I noticed on the train) but I can take all my film back for free prints in the correct orientation. That’s fun but I’m definitely staying away after my last roll comes back. Chelsa found a black and white darkroom class at Untitled Art Society next month and if that’s not what a credit card it for, I don’t know what is. I’ll have to...